There was a woman she was at work and ate 3 cans if beans (surprise surprise) she came home and her boyfriend gave her a blindfold and asked her to put it on. He brought her into the living room and asked her to sit down. Just before her boyfriend was going to open the blindfold the phone rang. He apologized and went to answer it. The woman needed to fart desparately and farted a few times relieving her. She farted and farted taking the napkin off her lap and waving it around to take away the smell. The boyfriend came back and asked her if she peeked she assured him no. He took the blindfold off and cried HAPPY BIRTHDAY and there were 12 guests around the table with their hands over their noses...
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The book of super jolly jokes! Book 1 of the joker series
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