You probably read the title and were like what the shamazeballs is this?Well i dreamt of babysitting with jeff the killer over a random baby.... I will stop freaking you out with the explanation now 😐 and if you want to understand the mini story go to sleep is jeff the killers catchphrase and is a nicer way of saying im gunna kill you. Anyways on with this random crap
Jtk: Jeff the killer
Cancer:me cuz of my new username and zodiac
B: baby
B:WAAAAAAA
cancer: GO TO SLEEP ALREADY YOU DAMN THINGY ITS 3AM
Jtk: -kills baby- -whistles- -reads jtk fanfic-
Cancer: JEFF? WHAT THE HELL WHY DID YOU KILL THE BABY.
Jtk: -stops reading fanfic- you told the baby to go to sleep so i helped you
Cancer:-facepalm- 😔 more to the point what do we say to the parents?
Jtk: stuff that for now im reading my fanfic... Its RUBBISH! Apparently this random girl helps me after i jump through their window!! 😒
Cancer: so?
Jtk: WHY ARENT THEY WONDERING WHAT JEFF THE BLOODY KILLER IS DOING IN THEIR HOUSE??? 😒 -carries on reading fanfic scoffing-
Cancer: right..... Anyway shaddup i wanna go to sleep
Jtk: -puts fanfic down- -sinister smile-
Cancer: OH CRAP I DIDNT MEAN THAT!-runs out the house with passport and flight tickets to australia-
Jtk: WAIIIT! Oh guess she doesnt want a bedtime story... I would run like her as well this fanfic is crap -chucks fanfic and goes to bed- time to go to sleep.... Oh dammit -kills self with knife-
Jtk ghost: i wonder where cancer went?
YOU ARE READING
The book of super jolly jokes! Book 1 of the joker series
RandomWARNING: Random beyond measurement So you like jokes? No You like random? No You like weird? No Fine. I dont care... WHAT YA STILL READING FOR CLICK THAT READ BUTTON! ( way more commanding than i thought it would be)
