Ok guys i was meant ti post this yesterday but i went to the BEACH! I was pumped and had gallons of sea water in my hair! Anyway after the joke ill tell you a few basic things about me... You dont have to read it if you dont wanna! Anyway ENJOY! Or else..... 😈
Knock knock
Whose there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
DAISY ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN!
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Anyway time to tell ya a few things about myself!
1. I have a few besties and my oldest bestie was well.... We met a srrsly weird way
So i was eating my lunch and she at the time was a stranger and she sat next to me and i was like 'god! You HAD to sit next to me' then she was like gimme a wotsit and ill be your friend. So i gave her a wotsit and later on in life we actually liked each other! 😝
2. I am a early teen. End of.
3. Im obsessed with minions and zodiacs for some unknown reason. Minions cuz like geez they are flippin awesome and zodiacs cuz.... I dont know its intresting like science and brains!
4. When im older i wanna be a neurosurgeon( brain surgeon) cuz its nice to know that you saved soneone and their life is in your hands and its a real nice feeling.
5. My fav movies are the lord of the rings series and the hobbit prequels.
6. My fav book is the nightmare factory and i like horror and thriller. Though i like the occasional comedy to brighten up life.
7. Im sort of a dark pessimist. Where theres good theres bad. There. I said it. .... This is awkward.
8. Im not socially awkward i just tend to break awkward silences between classes. You know when theres that silence where the whole class goes quiet i just break them like okkkkkk or this is nice cuz .... Why not?
Oh and my real name isnt my username... My parents dont hate me that much! They dont hate me at all...
ANYWAY I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY THAT WOULD GIVE YOU INTO PERSONAL INFO THAT WOULD LET YOU FIGURE OUT WHO I AM SO BYE!
( why did i put caps lock on?)
(This is random)
(What on earth am i doing?)
(This is real random)
(Ummm bye now?)
(Yeah bye)
YOU ARE READING
The book of super jolly jokes! Book 1 of the joker series
RandomWARNING: Random beyond measurement So you like jokes? No You like random? No You like weird? No Fine. I dont care... WHAT YA STILL READING FOR CLICK THAT READ BUTTON! ( way more commanding than i thought it would be)
