"Then what is he?" "Nosy." "Suck my dick you sarcastic prick." "Pass." "You would've yesterday." "Yeah, cause yesterday I didn't know you had a fucking girlfriend." "Well technically I don't anymore." I'll be honest, this guy is just a good fuck buddy and that's it.
"Nope, two timers don't get head from me." This is getting awkward on so many levels. I gave him a paper towel and Riley walked in. "God I've been searching everywhere for you! Damn who the fuck hit you!?!? Who was it cause I'm finna square up with them." "I hit him." See Riley will fight anyone for her family, likewise.
When I tell you she smacked the shit outta of him I had to stop myself from laughing. I held her back and he kinda looked amused, "Your so feisty, don't be a bitch about it." "See now you on your own." I let go of her and Clayton went to pull her off but I said, "He called her a bitch, I'll get her off in a second."
And about two minutes later I got her off him and he was a little mad. "Bro short people be so violent over words I swear." Well he's not exactly wrong. "Why'd you even hit Cal in the first place?" "I was a little mad, I apologized so it's whatever." This bitch said 'a little'!?!?!
I'm not even gonna say nothing, nope not starting shit. "So like you were just ontop of him beating the hell outta of him?" "Well I kinda zoned out, but probably so." Can this period fucking end already!?!?
Next day
So I'm just chilling on my phone then some guy bumps into me. Which caused me to be full on pressed up against Josh, the amount of embarrassment I had when he looked down at me. "Your short Cal." "Shut up." He totally winked at me and I blushed a whole lot more, it's awkward cause this is infront of Hunter, Riley, and the friends.
The guy who bumped into me realized he did and moved away, "You realize you can just tell someone to back the fuck up." "Well I do now." I would love to die right now, cause right now the awkwardness is killing me. "So what's your little fuck buddy's name?" "I don't fuck him anymore." "You don't? You've got terrible taste in men by the way."
"You've got terrible taste in women." "I uhm have better taste than you." "Nah, I've got some good ass taste." "Ba-buddy you're taste is as good as Alfredo." "Alfredo is god tier, so thanks for agreeing." "Nah, Alfredo is trash!" "When's the last time you're tastebuds have been good?"
"Their very good for your information." "I'm gonna make Alfredo just so you can see how good it is." "I wouldn't eat it, I dunno if you'll poison my shit." "Shut up cracker, I'd only poison you if I felt like it." Then againnn, if I just put a drop.
"Cough cough, couple goals, cough cough." I know damn well Hunter didn't just said what I think he said. "Helllll no, Callum's below my league. Like bro is a whole cockroach, look at his ugly ass." Dis bitch really called me ugly like damn. "Your one to talk, your uglier than a fucking rat on crack."
He chuckled, "Shut up, I know I'm hot." "Nah, you ugly as fuck." "Nope. I'm like a nine." "Eh I'd say a three." "In conclusion I also don't date people who give off small dick energy." "Bitch please, my dick is bigger than yours." "You like 4 inches." "Am not!" "Whip it out then mr big dick."
Bro is gay as hell, but I'm not punk. "Aight bet." We both looked at each other and did that weird eye contact that makes anyone laugh. So we laughed.
