Random crack thing

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Yumeko: I keep getting this head ache, it comes and goes. For now I'm fine-

Midari: YUMEKOOOOOO~

Yumeko: there it is again
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Kirai: careful with that pen Y/n, you don't want to lose a eye~

Y/n: only Midari would laugh at that joke.

Kirari: and?

Y/n:...bitch-

Kirari with her eyes glowing: say that again

Y/n: fuck-

That day Y/n got fucked so hard she couldn't walk for 3 months straight
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Mary: shut up dumbass!

Y/n: say dumbass one for fucking time and I will tie you to a bed and fuck you until you beg to cum.

Mary: I'll do that to you bitch!

Y/n: you wanna try me pee hair!?

Mary: yes dumb ass fucker
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Midari: babe

Y/n: what is it?

Midari: I just saw two bugs fuck and thought about you and me and now I'm horny.

Y/n: babe...love...daddy..why?

Midari: drags you cutely
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Ririka: Babe?

Y/n: hm?

Ririka: could I um..

Y/n: what?

Ririka: uh..

Y/n: say it

Ririka: I want to..

Y/n: OMG FUCKING SAY I-

Ririka: fuck you tell you beg me to stop

Y/n: ...I'm fucked
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Saykya: Y/n? I need to speak to yo-

Y/n wearing a robe: oh hey Saykya!

Saykya: IHEHDGDNWJDFHHSHE

Y/n: ..?

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