As the layers started peeling back, juices squirted from the heart of the creature. Matilda maliciously ripped through the flesh with her dull butcher knife. Her eyes welled up with tears of guilt.
"I'm sorry I have to do this, I hope your soul can come to forgive me, but I must do this to feed my family." Her knife came down one last time onto the onion.
Suddenly, a large, green figure came out of the shadows. Matilda dropped to her knees and begged for forgiveness, for it was the great ogrelord, Shrek. "What have you done to my brethren!" He bellowed.
"Bless me, father, for I have sinned. Forgive my unholy ways, I will never hurt another onion. Please forgive me, oh great ogre lord!" The wicked woman pleaded.
"You have hurt too many an onion already," he towered ogre top of the cowardly woman. "It's all ogre now!"
His hot, horrid breath wrapped around her, and swaddled her in comforting warmth before she met horrific demise. The massive ogre grabbed her by the throat, slammed her against the walls, ripped off her limbs, and finally he popped off her head. As he pulled back her layers of skin, blood squirted out and painted the walls in a beautiful crimson color. He then grabbed her dull butcher knife and began chopping her for a stew. The great ogre lord then served her brilliantly cooked flesh to her family, sustaining them with her flesh rather than Shrek's brethren.
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