Once I had a friend haha actually I had 2 friends now I have one and a half BECAUSE I CUT THE ONE IN HALF!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahha but I ate the half I cut .it was fun.I enjoy hugging people because I can cuddle I enjoy cuddling and licking people's cheeks(ON THEIR FACES God get your minds out of the gutters) .once I got hit by a car. I had to go to the hospital BECAUSE I GOT HIT BY A FRIKKIN CARR .in conclusion always follow your dreams,actually you know what if you wanna go to Destreys "shop" if you know what I'm sayin. 😄😜
Thanks to Meg/Jasper for this grouping of wonderfulness. I'm sure this was a much needed part of everyone's life. Thanks for not wasting people's time, Jasper. Jk ily Jas. Go check him out megjasperhite 😋😁😜😝😛😍😄😃😀😊☺️😬
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