Poberta Jones only had one friend, a smiley face painted onto a cardboard box, which she named Jimothy Bobert. Every single day she brought the soggy box to school with her. It was soggy because she dropped it in a puddle while walking to school. The puddle moistened it and made it soggy and moist. Jimothy's face, that was painted with purple paint and grape juice, almost washed of because of the soggy moistness that was the soggy, moist puddle.
Anyways, and when Poberta got to school with her soggy, moist box, Jimothy Bobert, who's face was painted on with purple paint and grape juice, because she dropped him in a soggy, moist puddle that was soggy and moist, she was and have late. So when has she walked into the classedroom she saw her teacher, Mrs. Anderhoodle, screeching at the small children.
"Mathew put on up your pants! Shut up Julio! Die in a hole Jo-Ann! Nobody likes you Billy!" She screecheded. She turned her head and as she flailed in the air, she saw Poberta, "Oh look it's Little Miss Loser and her soggy, moist cardboard box, Jimothy Bobert, who's face was painted on with purple paint and grape juice, and is soggy and moist because he was dropped in a soggy, moist puddle that was soggy and moist, finally decided to show up. Class I command you to throw your rotten tomatoes that your parents gave you at Poberta and her soggy, moist cardboard box, Jimothy Bobert, who's face is painted on with purple paint and grape juice, and is soggy and moist because it fell in a soggy, moist puddle that was soggy and moist."
"Brittney Spears' red cheeks!" Poberta screaming out the worst curses she could think of, as the rotten tomatoes hit her and her soggy, moist cardboard box, Jimothy Bobert, who's face was painted on with purple paint and grape juice, and is soggy and moist because it fell in a soggy, moist puddle that was soggy and moist. She cried out in agony again, "Lindsay Lohan's waffles!"
"Shut up!" Screeched Mrs. Anderhoodle as she wildly fabulously flailing around the classroom. "Kill her!"
Mrs. Anderhoodle's army of brain dead zombie small children that were in her class surrounded Poberta and her soggy, moist cardboard box, Jimothy Bobert, who's face was painted on with purple paint and grape juice, and is soggy and moist because it fell in a soggy, moist puddle that was soggy and moist. They ate her and played on her soggy, moist cardboard box, Jimothy Bobert, who's face was painted on with purple paint and grape juice, and is soggy and moist because it fell in a soggy, moist puddle that was soggy and moist.
The moral of the story is that there is no need to bully someone who is the same type of cereal as you.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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