"Where's the rocket?" Lily asked the scruffy old man.
"Right there!" He pointed at a trash can.
Lily climbed into the trash can, and tried to start the engines. Suddenly, a garbage truck came flying around the corner to collect the rubbish.
As the truck lifted the can full of Lily into the air, she exclaimed, "I'm flying! I'm flying!"
She plummeted into the truck full of rubbish, and the large vehicle sped off. As he watched it descend, the scruffy man exclaimed, "Good riddance!"
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