Hi. My name is Blackrainbow Cherrysparkles Deathsburry. If you were wandering, yes my mother was drunk when she naamed me. I always thinking the most emo thoughts when I do my long, naaturaaly purple hare. My hare is purple because of the purple paint my mom drank when she was pregnant with me. But that isn't of import rite now.
I put on five tubes of black eyeliner and my clothes. I was wering a Pierce The Veil tshirte black skinny jeans that were all distresseded and black combat bootes.
I didn't grab anything for breakfast because I am an anorexic this week before head out the door. I walk to the depress bus stop and climb on top the bus. The driver calls out before flooring it, "Get off my bus, you emo freak!"
I fallen off and die. Than I wakes up and walk to school. I am a vampire (lik edweerd). Despite my being a vampire I gotten damaged in the falling. But I not die because I am a vampire like edweerd. But that is not Of import right now.
Anyways, I got to skool eventually. And my best frand Petroleum was wating fur me.
"Blackrainbow, what took you so effing long?" Petroleum asked me all stupid like.
"Isn't it obvious? I fell off the bus like I do everyday," I sasses back. I mean like, she's my bffl she should no that I fall off the damn buss everydae.
"Oh yea," she saes. Then she starts to slam her head against the wall lik DOBBY. I feel like Harry Potter when I pull her by her hare off the walle.
Once she's coherent enouph I ask, "Do you want to skip school?"
"Yea," she replis.
We didn't go to school today. But that is not off import. Petroleum killed herself and I tried but I am a vampire (lik edweerd).
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