Go f*ck yourself 2

Chapter 26:Only read it if you are super ready

Y/N knows it is not a good idea.

"BTS are staying here overnight for the next three days,"
Y/N announces exhilaratingly.

"Ew~why boys?"
Lisa says sassily.

"You are acting like a twelve-year-old. Grow up,"
Jennie remarks.

"We are not even close though,"
Rosé says.

"Oh, come on, Jennie dated Namjoon once and you dated Suga at one point too,"
Jisoo exposes them.

"Oh my, shut up, I was confused,"
Jennie defends herself.

"And I was still exploring my sexuality,"
Rosé rolls her eyes.

"If you are going to spill the tea, might as well spill the whole thing,"
Y/N comments. She is the only one who is clueless here. All of this must have happened when she had not transferred to the school yet.

"It's just that Jennie and Rosé dated Namjoon and Suga before. Plot twist here, ends up Namjoon and Suga were dating. They got into a fight and decided to date a girl to make each other jealous,"

"That's why I said your high school relationship is a mess,"
Y/N facepalms herself.

"Except for me, I have only dated you my whole life,"
Lisa clings onto Y/N's arm and Y/N pecks on her lips as a reward.

"Mine is not that messy actually,"
Jisoo tries to play it off. But really, she was almost as bad as Rosé during her freshman year. Her V card was gone the earliest one among the girls. Surprisingly, because Y/N would have assumed that it was Rosé.

"Her legendary freshman year,"
Rosé hints.

"What?"

"I always suspected that you had caught sex disease during our freshman year,"

"It was not my fault that every girl in my class knocked on my door every night. We were a bunch of horny nerds after all,"

"Horny nerds,"
Y/N repeats and chortles at the way the two words were out together.

"When are BTS coming, baby?"
Jennie asks.

"About one hour, I guess,"

"And you have the gut to complain that we don't give you enough time to prepare for the guest's arrival,"

"Taste your own medicine this time,"

"You know how much we can do in one hour?"

"Save it for the other days,"
Y/N rejects them politely. Blackpink smack her bum one time each hardly, especially Lisa, the ex netball's leader hand strength was powerful and still is.

One hour later
"Hi, guys,"
Y/N hugs each of them passionately before giving them the way to enter their house.

"Do you really need so much space for five people?"
J-hope exclaims.

"You have no idea,"
Y/N remarks.

"Who designs the wall?"
Jung Kook asks curiously.

"Me, of course,"
Rosé answers confidently.

"Can someone explain to me why is there no pet in this house?"
Taehyung confronts them.

"None of us has the time to take care of them,"
Y/N replies.

"If you take out one hour from sex, I am sure you will have the time to,"
Y/N blushes and hits on his arm playfully.