Who are you? I am You! No sir you are you

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CW: Swearing, headaches

(O!Tommy's PoV)

Tubbo floated above me while T-posing.

I pouted at this.

"Tubbo! Stop flexing your ability to fly!" I whined.

"Nope!" Tubbo flipped me off while sticking his tongue out at me.

"F*ck you!" I flipped him off as well.

Tubbo floated down slowly and gave me a smug smile.

I rolled my eyes at him. He can be such a child sometimes.

"You're the child here," Tubbo said, as if he was reading my thoughts.

"I'M NOT A CHILD!" I yelled at him.

"Tommy I have known you for a long time, I know what you were thinking and you are a child. Literally everyone knows," Tubbo explained.

"I'M NOT A CHILD!" I yelled back at him, Tubbo wheezing.

"Why are you screaming?" Fundy popped his head from the hole that he was previously in.

"AAAAAAAAH!" I jumped in surprise.

"What did I just say?" Fundy rubbed on his ears, grumbling.

"Sorry Furry, I mean Fundy," I apologized.

"Hey I'm not a furry! I'm just a fox," He cried.

"Keep saying that to yourself," Tubbo muttered.

"Mine now!" Fundy grabbed one of Tubbo's flowers that he was holding and ran off.

"HEY! Get back here!" Tubbo chased after him.

I rolled my eyes again.

They can act like children, I thought.

"You're the child here," Someone said, while bopping my head.

"Ow! Wilbur!" I whined as the phantom appeared under the shade of a nearby tree, smiling.

"Oh Tommy Tommy Tommy," he shook his head, "When will you accept that you are a child."

"I'm not a child! I'm a big man! My wings will grow big soon like Phil's and I'll prove it to you all," I explained.

Wilbur threw his head back and laughed.

"Yeah, when Technoblade can fly," he laughed.

"Hmmph! Hey where is the Blade anyway?" I asked.

"Somewhere," Wilbur made a shooing motion with his hand, directing it towards whatever direction his twin went.

"Off doing the Blade things. Gotcha," I said.

"Hey want to see something cool that Scott found the other day?" Wilbur suddenly asked.

I perked up at this.

"Really? Where?" I asked.

"It's in a cave somewhere. So pack up your vegetables," Wilbur explained.

I grumbled something about being vegetarian under my breath.

"Sorry what was that?" Wilbur asked.

I groaned.

"I already have a full pack of apples plus some bread on me," I lied. Well sort of. I actually did have apples and bread on me.

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