A dialogue story.
Where Love guru receives the weirdest call, in his years of giving love advice anonymously.
For more love advice contact to - A-maize-ing Couples; the kings in matchmaking.
"Hello! This is love guru and you have connected to A-maize-ing Couples, How can I help you?"
"I'm just gonna pretend you did not repeat that crappy introduction of yours to piss me off!"
*muffled laughter* "Hello Stranger! How can I help you?"
"Wow! You seem to be in a good mood, love-dost."
"Nahh, I'm just relaxed right now. And I'm gonna pretend you did not call me love-dost to piss me off!" *giggles*
"So, any progress in mission breakup?"
"Yes! We broke up last night."
"Wow Finally! How did he take it?"
"He was chill. He said and I quote 'Baby, I had seen that coming. I was trying to avoid it but seems like it's inevitable. It was fun while it lasted. Goodbye!"
"Woah! Most optimistic goodbye of the year goes to..." *laughs*
"So, what now? I mean you broke up with him, my work is done."
"Entertain me, Love-dost!"
"I- what?"
"Entertain me!!!"
"Do I look like a clown to you?"
"If we are ignoring the fact that I have never seen you, then yes you look like a clown to me!" *Giggles*
*scoffs* "I'm not going to entertain you."
"You are the one who advised me to break up, now entertain me because my entertaining boyfriend is gone."
"I advised you? It's not like you are paying me or something!"
"You are cruel, love-dost!"
"Stop pouting!"
"Buhhbyee! I love you!"
"I love you too --"
*giggles*
*BEEP*
"--Wait what?"
"Crazy woman!"
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