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@Ashton5SOS: hey babe x

@sleepyash: ayy hello!

@sleepyash: wassup

@Ashton5SOS: getting breakfast before heading off for an interview then soundcheck in a bit, and a gig tonight. you?

@sleepyash: you're so busy lol i'm just chillin at home, talking to you

@Ashton5SOS: where do you live btw

@sleepyash: i live in this tiny country called singapore, you should come here soon

@Ashton5SOS: is that a place in china or something

@sleepyash: it's a country you dork and no it's not in china but it is in asia

@Ashton5SOS: ohhhh coooool asiaaaa

@sleepyash: ARE YOU GONNA BE TOURING ASIA

@Ashton5SOS: maybe soon ;)

@sleepyash: what does soon mean

@sleepyash: if soon is in like 272719462 years i'm going to stab you

@sleepyash: wHEN IS SOON

@Ashton5SOS: i can't tell anyone yet but -wink-

@sleepyash: ugh fine i'm so done with you

@Ashton5SOS: i'm hurt :-(

@sleepyash: jk ily

@Ashton5SOS: so

@sleepyash: JUST TELL ME

@Ashton5SOS: I CANT ITS A SECRET

@sleepyash: u suck

@sleepyash: i h8 u

@Ashton5SOS: no you love me

@sleepyash: how would you know that lol

@Ashton5SOS: for starters you have my name in your username

@sleepyash: my nickname's ash too you doofus

@Ashton5SOS: and you've spammed me for a follow over 30,000 times soooooooooooo

@sleepyash: you've seen my tweets?

@Ashton5SOS: obviously how else would i have followed you

@sleepyash: oh lol cool beans

@sleepyash: ok fine i don't hate you

@Ashton5SOS: :D

@Ashton5SOS: I DROPPED MY BANANA INTO MY LATTE SHIT

@sleepyash: well that escalated quickly

@sleepyash: you're such an idiot lmao

@Ashton5SOS: i just drank it

@Ashton5SOS: i can taste banana in it

@sleepyash: whut did you just invent banana coffee

@Ashton5SOS: IM A FUCKING GENIUS

@sleepyash: hahahahaha omg calm yo tits boy it's probably not even good

@Ashton5SOS: true it's nasty lol

@sleepyash: gross throw it away

@Ashton5SOS: i squashed the banana in and put the lid on

@Ashton5SOS: i gave it to michael hehehehe

@sleepyash: you're such a kid lmao

@Ashton5SOS: :D

@Ashton5SOS: i gotta go prepare for the interview now :-( talk to you later?

@sleepyash: it's okay your job comes first! have fun!