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@sleepyash: ayy ash guess what happened today?

@Ashton5SOS: um

@Ashton5SOS: you found out that tadpoles were actually baby turtles?

@sleepyash: I GOT A 98% ON MY TESTS

@sleepyash: and tadpoles are baby frogs turd

@Ashton5SOS: that's great WOOO TIME TO PARTY

@sleepyash: -headbangs-

@Ashton5SOS: wait can i tell you a joke

@sleepyash: yeah ok

@Ashton5SOS: what do you call cheese that's not yours

@sleepyash: hoe don't do it

@Ashton5SOS: nacho cheese hehehehehe

@sleepyash: oh my god

@sleepyash: did you steal that joke from luke or something

@Ashton5SOS: in fact i did

@sleepyash: luke is lame as shit

@Ashton5SOS: hey that's not nice

@Ashton5SOS: i love luke

@Ashton5SOS: he's the coolest guy ever

@Ashton5SOS: hehehehe i love luke

@sleepyash: MY LASHTON FEELS

@Ashton5SOS: sorry bout that lol luke stole my phone

@sleepyash: he's with you?

@Ashton5SOS: yeah all the boys are

@sleepyash: KFNSJDJWFUE TELL THEM I SAID HI

@Ashton5SOS: they say hi and that they love you

@sleepyash: HVDYVDYKDR OG MY HOD

@sleepyash: KFJWYFIWHR

@sleepyash: TELL THKE I LOGE THEM YOO

@Ashton5SOS: i tried to pronounce the words but calum just stared at me weirdly

@sleepyash: ok i am calm now please tell them i love them too

@Ashton5SOS: they think you're cute lol

@sleepyash: have you seen me i'm like the cutest person ever

sometimes i think i'm lashton af then boom i see a picture of muke then i remember cake playing derpball and i can't take it

luke why are you such a band slut i'm supposed to be the band slut

aLSO OVER 1K READS HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN EXPECT THIS TO GET LIKE 4 READS I LOVE YALL THANK YOU SO MUCH

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