(A/N) hi sorry idk
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Jack, filming himself: In my experience, Adam can be very upset sometimes when I bother him, so it's important that I take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Jack, bursting into Adam's room while blowing an air horn: GET F*CKED.
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Adam, trying to be inspirational: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will"!
Jack: I will I had a burrito.
Ryan: I will I was dead.
Adam:
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Jack, in the hospital: Any news?
Adam: The doctor is waiting for your x-ray.
Jack: But I've never dated anyone named Ray.
Adam:
Adam: I'll let them know you need a brain scan as well.
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Cat, on the phone with Ryan: Babe, I'm breaking up-
Ryan: I'M PREGNANT!
Cat: ......I meant the phone.... What the fu-
Ryan: Right, sorry, I panicked.
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Jack, close to tears: My heart is telling me yes, but Adam is telling me no.
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Adam on a regular basis: Why Netflix and chill when you can YouTube and cry?
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Ryan: I don't think we can manipulate, mansplain, or malewife our way out of this one, guys.
Jack, holding up a bat: Alright, manslaughter it is then.
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(Before they were dating)
Cat, drunk and sobbing on the table: I try to tell Ryan I love him but he's so dense and he never understands!
Ryan, patting her back: ........ When did you meet someone else named Ryan?
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Adam: When I was little I always felt something pass over me when I was trying to sleep at night.
Austin: It was the consequences of your actions.
Ezra: The utter guilt that came from your choices.
Jack, quietly: It was me. I used to sneak to your part of the bed for cuddles.
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(Adam on Twitter)
Adam: How to get fans to appreciate me?
Adam: Wait, this isn't google. How do I delete this?
Ryan, on the ajrbrothers account: Real f*cking smooth bro.
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Jack: Can we sneak into the concert?
Adam: ..... This is literally our concert.
Jack and Ryan: But can we sneak in?
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AJR Incorrect Quotes 2
Humorpart two of my incorrect quotes book. sorry if I put a quote more than once, I literally can't remember any of the incorrect quotes I've already used.
