(A/N) This is dedicated to -Hello_Earthlings-
They have been such a huge supporter of my incorrect quotes and I really appreciate them very much. Show them some love, they deserve it <3
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Adam: I have no fears.
Ryan: I'm cooking dinner tonight!
Adam: I have one fear.
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Ryan: I know you think my judgement is a little clouded just because I kinda like Cat.
Adam: You doodled your wedding invitations.
Ryan: That's our joint tombstone.
Adam:
Adam: My mistake.
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(Many years ago when Jack was single and at a party)
Jack: Are you and F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Girl: Are you a software update? 'Cause not right now.
Ryan: Brutal.
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Jack: What if dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside of us and they want them?
Ryan: What?
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(When they were kids)
Their mom, watching Jack eat at the dinner table: You eat like a pig.
Adam: I dunno, pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.
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(Adam trying to show Jack how the business side of the band works)
New stage crew guy: Hi!
Jack: Hey.
The guy: How are you today?
Jack: *looks at Adam*
Adam, mouthing: I'm fine, thank you.
Jack, turning back to the newbie: I'm firing you.
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Adam, watching the stage catch on fire: You guys are the worst.
Jack and Ryan, who may have started the fire: But you love us!
Adam: Unfortunately.
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(When Jack and Alba were just "friends")
Alba, who was invited over to play games: Okay, Jack! Truth or dare?
Jack: Truth.
Alba: I dare you to kiss me.
Jack, leaning in close: I didn't come here to lose.
Adam, sitting in-between them: He didn't even pick dare.
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Jack: I hope I'm not just a brother to you guys but a threat as well.
Adam, sitting up in his sleeping bag: Now what the f*ck.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes 2
Humorpart two of my incorrect quotes book. sorry if I put a quote more than once, I literally can't remember any of the incorrect quotes I've already used.
