(A/N) okay so hi. This feels really weird cuz I haven't been active on Wattpad in like forever so idk what to say to y'all anymore lol
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Ryan: Your honor, they simply hate to see a girlboss winning.
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Adam: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Ryan: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I microwaved.
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Girl: Hold on, I have to go take out the trash.
Adam: Oh, we're going out?
Girl:
Adam: ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
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(After a concert)
Person: Ugh, has anyone seen AJR around?
Manager: Yeah, they made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Person: ......It looks fine to me?
Manager: It used to be water.
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Ryan: In this household, we don't say...
Ryan: "Hm, I'm gonna make myself a nice lunch."
Ryan: Instead we say...
Ryan: "HEY ADAM WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?!"
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Jack, texting Ryan: Tell them I can't make it to the show.
Ryan: What?! Why?!
Jack: I've been kidnapped lol.
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Fan: What's something you guys are better at than Adam?
Jack: Mario Kart.
Ryan: Emotional vulnerability.
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Ryan: I killed a spider and now I feel bad.
Jack: Give birth to a spider to make up for it.
Ryan:
Jack:
Jack: Why did I say that?
Adam: Yeah, why did you say that?
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Jack: Did you just throw your glasses on the floor?
Ryan: No.
Jack: I can see them sitting there.
Ryan: I can't.
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Jack: Have I told you how much of a good brother I think you are?
Adam: We're still not going to McDonald's.
Jack: F*ck you.
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(Ryan's first job)
Ryan: I work here now! They even gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget, which I often do.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes 2
Humorpart two of my incorrect quotes book. sorry if I put a quote more than once, I literally can't remember any of the incorrect quotes I've already used.
