(A/N) Okay, I made this to say happy birthday to Acatin_The_Cat !!!
Sorry this is late but I hope you had a good birthday!
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Ryan, knocking on Adam's apartment door: Adam, open up.
Adam, from inside: Why?
Ryan: We need to talk.
Adam: Is Jack there?
Jack: Yeah, I'm here.
Adam: Then talk to each other.
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Austin: You use your soft-spoken attitude and silence to avoid having conversations.
Adam: Yes, I do.
Austin, watching Jack and Ryan talk nonstop to Adam: But it doesn't always work.
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Jack: Mom always said that pain is beauty.
Adam: I think she was talking about high heels.
Jack, looking at his stab wound: I don't know, I feel pretty beautiful right now.
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(Writing music)
Ryan: Okay, I need the worst idea ever for a song.
Jack: Push-ups on a diving board.
Adam: I wish I could understand what's going on in whatever you two have instead of brains.
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Jack, drunk and stumbling into the apartment along with Ryan: Adam! Ryan and I got home safe!
Adam, sighing: I know, I drove you two here.
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Jack: What's going on?
Ryan: Adam hit another sleep deprivation high.
Jack: F*ck yeah! I love sleep deprived Adam, he's much more fun than regular Adam.
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Ryan, texting Adam: Do you have anxiety prime?
Ryan: Amazon prime*
Adam: I have both.
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Adam: What's on this corn? Barbeque sauce?
Jack: Ryan's blood.
Adam: Well, send my compliments to the chef.
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Adam: Whenever I'm confronted with a problem that makes me feel desperate and helpless, I look at this photo of the three of us-
Jack and Ryan: Hell, yeah! Brotherly encouragement!
Adam: -and tell myself "if I can survive living with those dumb*ss clowns for years, it means I can handle whatever life throws at me."
Jack and Ryan:
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Jack, bullying Ryan: He was born next to nuclear powerplant, has an IQ of two, and was hit in the head with several rocks as a child.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes 2
Humorpart two of my incorrect quotes book. sorry if I put a quote more than once, I literally can't remember any of the incorrect quotes I've already used.
