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Sorry this is kinda short.
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Ryan: I wish I could say I out did myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself.
Jack: Stop.
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Ryan and Jack: You know what, Adam? We're smart, too!
Adam: Really? Then what's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?
Jack: Don't fall for it, Ry. He's just making up words.
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Jack: That goes against my moral compass.
Adam: Your moral compass is a f*cking roulette wheel.
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Jack: Oh no! Our neighbor died!
Ryan: Who, Ray?
Jack: I don't think cheering is appropriate, Ryan.
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(Jack and Alba are drunk)
Alba, taking Jack's hands and putting them to her heart: What do you feel?
Jack: Tits.
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Ryan: Not gonna wear glasses anymore. I've seen enough.
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(Having spaghetti and meatballs for dinner)
Jack: How much of this meatball is meat?
Adam, not paying attention: Probably like 90%
Jack: So it's 10% balls?!
Adam, spitting out his food in surprise:
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(When they were kids)
Their mom: What did I tell you about calling Jack the devil?
Adam: That it's offensive to the devil..
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Jack: *loses to Adam at Mario Kart*
Ryan: It's okay that you lost, it's not a big deal.
Jack: I gotta tell you a secret.
Ryan: Okay.
Jack: I let him win.
Ryan:
Ryan: Is that a secret or a lie?
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Jack: I can be sensitive.
Adam, rushing out of the bathroom about to cry: I THINK I FOUND A GRAY HAIR!
Jack: Okay, grandma.
Adam: *cries*
Ryan: Way to be sensitive.
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Arnetta: Why is Jack crying in the corner?
Ezra: He's been trying to draw a circle.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes 2
Humorpart two of my incorrect quotes book. sorry if I put a quote more than once, I literally can't remember any of the incorrect quotes I've already used.
