(A/N) My life is in shambles and I hate myself so here you go.
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Random girl: You're cute.
Adam: Are you making fun of me?
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Ryan writing songs: I can be dark and broody, too.
What Ryan is actually like: Awww, guys look, a rainbow!!
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Austin: Hey, what's up, Adam?
Adam, after working nonstop for weeks: My f*cking blood pressure.
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(Halloween)
Arnetta: Love the fake skeletons you have backstage.
Jack: Fake?
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(Holiday time)
Jack: I hope I get run over.
Ryan: Aw, come on! It's the holiday season, get in the spirit!
Jack: Fine.
Jack: I hope I get run over by a reindeer.
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Zoo security guard: How'd you get in here?
Ryan: The door was open.
Security guard: No, it certainly wasn't.
Ryan: It was after I opened it.
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(Holiday time)
Adam: The holidays are a time of giving.
Adam: So I'm giving up.
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Jack: I always look drop-dead, stone-cold amazing!
Jack: Unlike my brothers who just look dead, stoned, and cold.
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Jack: I haven't lost my mind. Half of it just wandered off, and the other half went looking for it.
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(When they were kids)
Their mom: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Jack: Ryan, probably.
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(Holiday time)
Ryan, sadly: Where are all the milfs?
Adam: Spending time with their kids. It's the holidays.
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Adam: What did you do at school today?
Jack: I learned about dragons
Adam: Your class was learning about dragons?
Jack: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everybody else was doing.
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Jack, to his therapist: It all started on the day of my birth.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes 2
Humorpart two of my incorrect quotes book. sorry if I put a quote more than once, I literally can't remember any of the incorrect quotes I've already used.
