(A/N) hey besties, I feel like dying.
Anyway, shout out to AJRIsepic cuz they submitted A LOT of these incorrect quotes lol. Also sorry if I've used an incorrect quote more than once, I can't remember lmao.
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(Jack and Ryan checking out Adam's new apartment)
Jack: Whoa! The closet space in this room is huge!
Jack: You could fit four average sized male bodies in there!
Adam:
Jack, tearing up: It's perfect for you.
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Ryan: Oh my god.
Jack: I go by Jack these days, actually.
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Cop: Sit on that chair, we're gonna interrogate you.
Adam, whispering: Deny everything.
Ryan, looking straight into the cop's eyes: This isn't a chair.
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Ryan: This picture makes me look terrible.
Jack: Then you should be happy Austin captured the real you.
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Adam: Damn dude this place is huge!
Jack: Yeah! It's almost as big as Ryan's ass!
Ryan: NO IT ISN'T YOU GUYS-
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Jack: BEDTIME!!!!!!! F*CK YES TIME TO GET UNCONSCIOUS!
Ryan:
Adam: What
Jack: What
(AJRIsepic )
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(Texting)
Adam: Hey, where are you?
Jack: I left.
Jack: Sorry I couldn't stay longer :(
Adam: Wtf dude.
Adam: Where are you going?
Jack: I'm going home.
Adam: Come back, you're drunk.
Jack: Don't worry, I called an Uber.
Adam: We drank at your place.
Jack: oh.
Jack:
Jack: Where am I going?
(AJRIsepic )
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Jack: Yes, I make a lot of decisions that put me in danger.
Adam: And?
Jack: No, that's it.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes 2
Humorpart two of my incorrect quotes book. sorry if I put a quote more than once, I literally can't remember any of the incorrect quotes I've already used.
