When yo girl mad (ft. Piggy ship chillums)

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I am using a few of 0fficial_piggy_1's ship chillums... I've been using them so much, I just think 0fficial and I should just interconnect our aus. What do y'all think? Also, leave comments on anyone of these scenarios saying if you ship it or not. I'll respect your opinion and just know that you don't have to ship any of them if you don't wanna. ON WITH THE SKIT!!
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Reagan x Damien
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Damien: Reagan, Ik you're mad

Reagan: *clearly pissed and about to kick his ass*

Reagan: that's an understatement of the fucking century

Damien: Ik, Ik, I am sorry for eating your weapon

Damien: but I think it messed up my eyes

Damien: can you take a look? Plz?

Reagan: fine....

Reagan: *looks up* They seem fi-

Damien: *kissed her nose*

Reagan: .... //////////////////////////////////////// *embarrassed robot-mouse noises*

Reagan: why must you do this to meh? T/////////////////////////T

Damien: bc I love chu~

Reagan: .... I love chu too.... /////////////////////////////////////////////
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Furnando x Aria
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Furnando: Look, I know you're pissed about me slicing your gun in half, but it was just instinct

Aria: Ma gave that to me for my 12th birthday! (Ma is Willow and Mother is Zizzy)

Furnando: I understand, but I think you have something on your face

Aria: Don't go changing the fucking subject!

Furnando: I'll get you a new one, I just need to take a closer look... There is something on your face

Aria: What!? What is on my face that could possibly be more important than a gu-

Furnando: *quickly kissed her on the lips* A kiss from me~

Aria: ////////////... Тебе повезло, я люблю тебя... Идиот... (You're lucky I love you... Idiot...)

Furnando: Love you too, my sassy, striped she-wolf~
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Aza x Benson x Duncan
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Aza: can you two stop fighting for two fucking seconds!?

Benson: only if he lays off

Duncan: well maybe if you'd stop being so overprotective, I'd leave you two alone

Aza: BOYS! JUST STOP!

Duncan: Uh Aza, not to change the subject, but there's something on you

Benson: *he knew what Duncan was planning and played along* yea, I see it too

Aza: what's on me?

Benson and Duncan: *hug Aza* us~

Aza: *dies blushing* oh you boys.......///////////////////////////////////////////////

(A PERFECT OT3, CHANGE MY MIND!!)
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Writers block x 0fficial
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Writers block: I love you, 0fficial

0fficial: No, FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!

0fficial: OMG NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Writers block: yes, that's the problem.

(I feel ya girl, I see myself with this one too)
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Wanda x Skyler
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Skyler: what did I do!? Why are you so pissed?

Wanda: YOU DIDN'T STOP YOUR BROTHER FROM CRASHING A DAMN TANK INTO OUR COTTAGE!

Duncan: OH SHUT IT! I LOST CONTROL! PLUS, YOU CAN'T SEE WELL!

Wanda: I CAN SEE YOUR DEMISE WHEN I SHOVE MY DAGGER UP YA ASS!!

Skyler: Wanda... *held her by her waist*

Wanda: ? ////

Skyler: ok, rabid wolf. Calm down.

Wanda: *low, embarrassed growling and giving Duncan a death glare*

Skyler: *kissed her head* Calm down, you can kick his ass later.

Wanda: ..... ///////////////////////////
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SORRY FOR THE DELAY AND SHORTNESS, BUT YOU KNOW HOW MY MOTIVATION BE! Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoyed. Again, thanks for getting me over 1k reads, I didn't think I'd get there. It's all thanks to you! Don't hesitate to comment down your request as long as it's not a lemon or lime request, due to the fact that those are closed. Peace, fam~
~Blueberry Wolf

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