Ship chillums being idiots (part 4)

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WE'RE HERE AGAIN!! BEEN A WHILE!! Credits to 0fficial_piggy_1 for some of her ship chillums used here!
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Skyler: I'm in love with you and I am telling you

Skyler: straight

Skyler: up!

Skyler: I want you to be my girlfriend!

Skyler: do you accept or deny!?

Wanda: *legit tackle hugged her* of course I accept!

Duncan: *pushing away any others that have a crush on Wanda or Skyler* Bitch get out the way!

(Lol, this ship is too good)
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Skyler: ok, what does A stand for?

Duncan: arson

Skyler: aww you're soo good

Skyler: ok B, what does B stand for?

Duncan: barson

Valerie: *laughing*

Skyler: what stands for C?

Duncan: commit arson

Valerie: ooooooooo~

Skyler: D

Duncan: don't come near me

Duncan: I'm going to commit arson *holding a flamethrower*
Valerie: *laughing her ass off*

Skyler: I raised you real well

(Skyler is best sister, prove me wrong!)
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Vixen: if a tree falls and no one hears it

Vixen: does it really make a sound?

Wanda: *in one of her bad moods*

Wanda: I don't know... If I stabbed you until you die

Wanda: and no one saw me, did I really commit the crime?

Vixen: *legit terrified* GUYS!! WANDA'S BEING SCARY AGAIN!!

(The only ones Wanda doesn't threaten when she's in a bad mood are T. T, Lynn, her parents, and Skyler)
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Reagan: guys, my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss...

Reagan: what should I do?

Aria: kick him in the stomach

Wanda: tackle him

Sam: dump him

Damien: N O- Just ask me to kneel down...

(Reagan is one of the shortest chillums in this interconnected au)
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Patricia: sorry I'm late... I was.... doing things

*Valerie kicked the door down while panting*

Valerie: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!

Patricia: push is such a strong word, I prefer to call it

Patricia: giving you a little nudge

Valerie: Oh I'll give you a little nudge

Valerie: when I shove my flamethrower up your ass-

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