Adopted By NBA Youngboy(An NBA Youngboy Story)

Sixteen

Mariah Jones

I was sitting on the sofa madder than nine muthafuckas and you wanna know why?! Because allll them damn tests were wrong. Malfunctioned like a muthafucka. Like how 30 tests tell me I'm pregnant and all 30 of them hoes was wrong. There were 3 in each box. Like what the fuck?! Nigga I need to file a fucking lawsuit against them bastards.

"Relax girl. What the chips do to you?" Rojay asks

"Like that just got me all excited for nothing. It was a positive excitement and a negative one, but still." I said

"Why you was negatively excited about it?" 3three asked

"Cuz' I was scared to be a mommy." I said

"Understandable." K says

"30 damn tests. And all of 'em was wrong." I said

"Seemed like you more upset that you not pregnant than the tests being wrong." K said

"Maybe." I said

"Well we could always keep up the work and hope that it pay off soon." Kentrell says

"Shut the fuck up." I said

"Why you being weird to me?" He asked

"Why you being weird?" Kd asked

"Y'all niggas so lame." Jessica said

"Right." Tasha says

"Who was even talkin' to y'all?" Herm asked

"Welp, I'm hungry." RJae said

"Me too, you want shrimp linguine?" I spoke

"Yeah that's cool ma." RJae said

"Ight, anybody else want some?"

"Me me me!" Amelia said

"Me too." Quando says

"Me 3three." 3three said

"Cook for the whole gang." No Cap says

"Okay." I said

I got in the kitchen and started cooking then Kentrell come in the kitchen wanting to be freaky.

"C'mon, lemme hit it from the back while you cookin'." He said

"No nasty." I said

"Please." He said as he started grinding against me

"Y'all muthafuckas nasty." Boomer said as he walked in

"That's him, not me." I said

"Nigga get out." Kentrell says

"Fuck you bitch, I'm thirsty." Boomer said as he grabbed a bottle of water and a bottle of juice out the refrigerator

I finished making the food then brought everybody except Tasha and Jessica a plate. Fuck y'all hoes. Starve for all I care cuz' you bitches make me sick.

"Where's our plates?"

"If I gotta fix anything for y'all, you'll starve." I said before sitting down

"I should knock that plate off yo lap. That's wrong." Jessica says

"Oh well. No Cap said cook for the gang." I said

"And y'all not it." Yungy said

"Period." Amelia spoke

"But we hungry."

"Go cook y'all own food then." Kentrell said

We all ate and then went watched a movie in the theater room.