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As we all were sitting inside of Red Lobster. We all started talking about different shit we wanted to eat and just decided to go to Red Lobster. Of course Jessica was opposed to it, but majority rules.
"You could braid my hair?" Von asked as he laid on my shoulder
"Ion have all the stuff and that's not appropriate to do that in here." He said
"Fuck these people. They could suck my nuts."
Bro.... Why is he so damn extra?
"Hi. Can I start you guys off with something to drink?" The waitress spoke
When she looked up and really paid attention, her face turned red. She was Caucasian and it was funny because we started telling her our drink orders and she was just staring.
"Ma'am?" Montana said
"Damn bitch, can I get my face back?" Von spoke
"Stop it." I said
"Nah cuz' why she staring so hard? You from 63rd?" Von asked while squinting his eyes at her
He is so mean to the point where it's hilarious.
"I'm so sorry, you're just so cute. And no, I'm not from 63rd."
"Dogs are cute, babies are cute, me? I'm delicious." Von said
"Extraaaa." Amelia laughed
After placing our drink orders, we ordered our food along with it. This girl was so damn fixated on Von, as she turned to walk away, she almost fell and bussed her ass. Funny as hell.
"What y'all boys getting into after this?" Kd asked
"Nothin' much, prolly' finna slide back home inna morning." Von said
"Move." Jessica complained before slapping the shit outta Quando
To be honest, I'm with her on that one. Quando is aggravating as fuck. He love to touch on us and expect us not to say shit. Bitch don't play with me or I'll do more than slap you hoe!
"Bitch hit me again."
His wish was then granted because she hit him again causing Ten to bust out laughing.
"Your wish is my command." 3three said before laughing
"Now see if I choke yo ass in front of all these people I'll go to jail. Wait til' we get home." Quando says
"And whatchu' gonna do? Not a damn thing cuz' for once I side with her. You touch too much. Keep your fuckin' hands to yourself." I said
"Who you think you talking to?"
"I know for a fact that I'm talking to you muthafucka." I said
"Period, don't play with my best friend bitch." Amelia said
"Exactly. We will jump yo lil boney ass. Built like a damn chic-o-stick." Tasha says causing Durk to spit his drink out all across the table
"Fuck... Nigga said a Chic-O-Stick." Durk laughed
"I know you ain't spit that shit on my Dior shirt." Von said
"My bad lil folks." Durk said
"I'm boutta knock you the fuck out. On folks 'nem." Von said as he grabbed the bridge of his nose
"Damn dude, you got that shit all the way over here. Fat mouth ass." Kd said
"Real talk, spit that shit all on a nigga lap." Kentrell said
"I got the majority of everything cuz' I'm sitting right across from this goofy ass mufucka. On folks it's finna be a misunderstanding." Von said
"I said I'm sorry. Why y'all so ball hurt?"
"Bitch I just got this shirt yesterday fool. You finna front me 7 racks to replace this mufucka?" Von said
"I think the hell not." Durk said
"Okay then." Von said as he pulled his shirt off
"Better be lucky I had on a undershirt mufucka." Von said as he threw the shirt at Durk
"Why you so hostile wit' me bro?" Durk asked
Um, if you fucked up my 7,000 dollar Dior shirt I'd be pissed off too.
"I wasn't gonna choke on my drink for a laugh bro." Durk said
"Okay then, either don't laugh or choke mufucka." Von said
Amelia and I was sitting over here in the corner cracking up. Von was mad as fuck behind that shirt. And I cannot be upset with him. I could kinda see if that's a shirt he had for some years now, but even then, if it caused 7 bands you'n fuck no shit like that up.
"This nigga said don't laugh or choke." Ten laughed
"You'n care when it's somebody else shit. But when it's yours you gon' turn the whole block up behind yo shit." Von said
"It ain't that deep man. Just take it to the tailors or sumn'."
"You paying for that shit. You fucked it up." Von says
"Okay, here are your items." The waitress says
She handed us all our plates and gave us forks and stuff. Then we dug the fuck in.
"Aye mane, pass me that salt." Kentrell says
I handed him the salt and he put some on his food.
"Stop kicking me bitch." Ten said
"I wasn't tryna kick you. It was an accident." Jessica says
"No it wasn't. You was tryna get Kentrell attention." Tasha says
"She a rat." Von says
"Rats eat cheese. So eat up bitch." Jessica says
She had took Tasha's plate and handed her some macaroni and cheese. Jessica was so damn mean to that girl. I did not understand why the hell she stayed friends with her. For what?
"Shorty you mean as hell. What is yo issue?" Durk says
"I mean, dick don't help. So I wouldn't be able to answer that shit for nothing in the world." RJae says
"On God. You be tweakin'. I'mma end up knockin' you out." Quando said
"Nigga shut up. Stop tryna steal Chicago slang. We don't fuck wit' Georgia slang, so leave our shit alone." Von said
"Man..."
"Oh but you ain't gon' talk shit to another dude though? You a bitch for real." I said
"And so is yo daddy." Quando said
"Ohhh, why would you go there bro? That ain't nice." 3three said
"Calling me a bitch wasn't nice. But she did it." Quando said
"You wanna play muthafucka... Okay." I said
"Aye you good Mariah?" Rojay asks
"Mm-hmm! I'm fine." I said with a smile
"She crazier than a mufucka." Durk mumbled
After finishing out lunch, we all left Red Lobster with Von and Durk's crew coming by our house. Well Kentrell and 'nem house, but we live in it t-- You muthafuckas get what the hell I'm saying!! But now that we outta public, I'm on Quando ass na. For real, for real.
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