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RANT: Piper McLean Part 2 😘💋

[I posted this in Steresis, so if you've already read it from there then you don't need to read this again.]

Here's a part two, yaaaay!

The amount of Piper apologists that I got from last chapter (of Steresis)... man are you guys worrying (and I'm not just addressing the apologists who commented, I'm talking to the little private messengers, you know who you are ❤️).

I could've just sat there all day painstakingly replying to each comment and message (and probably repeating myself too), but this was a faaaar better idea and it's always fun for me to make rants. ESPECIALLY after having to read through THREE GODDAMN BOOKS FULL OF HER POV OMG YOU GUYS CANNOT BELIEVE HOW BADLY I'M SEETHING RIGHT NOW. I NEED TO VENT ASAP.

Now before I start, lemme introduce you to my favorite author Autumn who has a bunch of nice Piper rants in their rant book. They're from Quotev, so I'll put the link to it in the comments --->

These are the chapters you should check out:

- "Piper McLean Rant"

- "By the Way... (Piper McLean)"

- "By the Way... (Part Two)

- "Is Piper McLean a Sociopath?"

- "Piper McLean's Relationships"

- "Is Piper McLean a Psychopath?"

- "Jiper Rant"

- "Piper McLean Mary Sue Test"

- "Why Piper McLean Isn't Rebellious"

Yeah I know there's a lot. You can see why I love them 😍Autumn doesn't just go on a mad frenzy in her rants, they don't go "PIPER SUCKS, SHE'S A TERRIBLE PERSON" and not give out reasons why, they provide reasons and actual textual evidence from the books themselves and honestly, the rants are amazing and make sense.

(They don't use memes though 😭)

I'm putting this up here because 1) the rants are awesome. 2) I make references to their rants so you might not understand what I'm talking about. And 3) the rants are awesome.

Now time for my rant which I put in numerical order because why not 🤗

If any of you notice how weird and formal I suddenly become in my rant, it's because I copy-pasted some parts of my "Types of Abuse" essay from a previous psych class as well as my essay about the sociopathy of Ted Bundy for my abnormal psych class so yeah 🤡

If you feel called out in this, ok 💖

1. PIPER IS ABUSIVE

I already talked about this in the previous chapter where I brought up points of her constantly manipulating Jason before and after their relationship and people straight up said it wasn't abusive because "she was just in love with him and didn't want to lose him" as if that justified anything 💀