(TFP x Slime reader) A different kind of transformer

Fabulous

Y/n: Um what are you doing?

Y/n was left puzzled as Miko kept touching the bottom of there body

Miko: it's really satisfying to touch!

Y/n: You do know that at any moment I could dissolve you right?

Miko: But you said you wouldn't

Y/n: Huh guess you got me there

Then Bulkhead came out of his berth as he walked down the hall he came into the main room to see Miko playing with Y/n's body

Bulkhead: MIKO!!!

Bulkhead rushes to Y/n and immediately picks up Miko before backing up making Y/n and Miko groan in disappointment

Miko: Come on Bulk how many times do I have to say they wont hurt us?

Bulkhead: How many times do I have to say stay away from them?

Miko: Touche

Y/n: Listen I think we all need to have a bonding session

Bulkhead: Oh and whats your idea of bonding besides attacking us?

Y/n: WELLLL we could always mess with Optimus!

Y/n then goes to a nearby corner before pulling out several paint cans with 2 mops and a paint brush as Bulkhead just stares at Y/n confused as Miko starts to grin

Y/n: Well?

Bulkhead: hmm I dont know?

Y/n: Well I could always do it myself if you want to risk me being next to a sleeping defenseless Prime???

Miko: Come on Bulk do you really think we will ever get another chance like this!

Bulkhead: Fine I'll go but just to make sure you dont try anything!

Y/n: In that case I'll have to find another person for this mop..........Bumblebee

We make our way through the hallways until we make it to Bumblebees room as we slowly enter the room as Bumblebee is asleep on his berth

Y/n: psst Bumblebee wake up

Bumblebee: huh wha what do you want?

Y/n: Optimus is asleep and we have a spare mop and paint want to join us?

Bumblebee: Say no more

Bumblebee slowly gets up as I hand him a mop and we make our way to the leaders room as Bumblebee and Miko start to giggle in excitement as Bulkhead keeps looking around trying not to get caught

Bulkhead: I cant believe we are doing this

We then enter his room and sure enough he is asleep on the berth as we make our way to him moving as quietly as possible until we finally reach him and Bulkhead sets down Miko on his chest

Y/n: Alright lets get to work

Miko then moves to Optimus faceplate before drawing glasses and a moustache as Bumblebee paints the ends of his digits with pink making him look fabulous. He then starts to put in extra work as he puts dots all over him as I work on his chest specifically the windows as I put in bright purple "PLEASE TEXT ME BACK MEGATRON". I Then look back at the faceplate to see Miko gave Optimus bright red lips around his mouth as we all let out a chuckle before I look down at Optimus crotch and get an evil cunning idea

I make my way down to his crotch before drawing on the plate "The Megatron destroyer"

Bumblebee: I see why you were on the decepticons side your evil

Y/n: Yeah and I think that was the grand finale lets go back to the main room before he wakes up

Miko: Aww I wanted to give him eye lashes

Bulkhead: Sorry Miko maybe next time

We then made our way to the main room and I put the supplys up before we sit down in silence only for it to be broken by us all laughing at what we just did

Bulkhead: He's going to be so mad!

Miko: But im sure he will be happy with the makeover

Y/n: Good job Miko you made him gorgeous

Everyone eventually went back to there rooms as I stay and wait for the mech himself to wake up when Arcee left to go pick up Jack leaving only the people who did the crime and Rachet at the base

*Timeskip*

The clanking of Optimu's peds was music to Y/ns "ears" as he made his way to the main room

Optimus: Good morning Y/n have you behaved?

Y/n: Yep I've been doing good actually added a bit more color to the base! HE DOESN'T KNOW!!!

Optimus: Good we may start to trust you if you continue good behavior

Y/n: No problem

Just then an alarm starts to blare around the base as Optimus looks at the console

Optimus: Megatron is attacking a human facility I must stop him stay here and tell the others im gone

Y/n: this just keeps getting better Sure now hurry go stop him

Optimus then runs through the portal as everyone comes in

Bulkhead: Heard an alarm whats the issue!

Miko: Yeah is it bucket head?

Y/n: Yes it is Megatron but dont worry Optimus went to fight him

Bumblebee: Wait does he know what we did?

Rachet: What did you do?

Y/n: Dont worry about it and no

The group starts to chuckle as Rachet stands there confused and not even a minute later Optimus calls in a groundbridge as Rachet does so and he walks in his faceplate still on as Rachet looks like he is about to have a spark failure

Rachet: Sir you look.......colorful today???

Optimus: Y/n

Y/n: What I said I brightened up the base how did Megatron like it?

Optimus: He just stood there confused before laughing until he fell to the groumd while soundwave took many pictures then he said "We will try this another time prime as you clearly want I'll send you a message then"

Everyone starts to burst out laughing including Rachet as Optimus covers his face with his mask before grabbing me with both arms and dragging me away

Y/n: Hey on the brightside I did technically stop Megatrons attack?

Optimus: Stop talking

Y/n: Yes sir

We then make it to what looks to be an indoor car wash before Optimus lets go of me

Optimus: Help me wash this off

Y/n: Ok but are you sure you want me to take away "The Megatron destroyer"

Optimus looks down and sees the message before turning back to me

Optimus: Yes