Next day
Eric
I walked in the living room. I went to walk out of the bus. Chris said where's your shirt? I said dude it's 98° outside today. I'm not wearing a shirt. Ricky said you're gonna get sunburned. I said I'll live. I walked around the venue.30 minutes later
I walked in the building. My phone rang. It was Dylan (Video chat)Me: bro what is up with you and Noah blowing my phone up.
Dylan: we like harassing you
Me: I can tell
I rolled my eyes
Dylan: eww the infamous eye roll
Me: stop blowing my phone up.
Dylan: do you ever wear a shirt?
Noah: he doesn't own any
Me: it's hotter then the pits of hell here and if you looked like me you wouldn't wear a shirt either.
Dylan: has anybody ever told you you have an ego?
Me: all the time and I'm aware. I can't help that I'm hot.
Noah: keep telling yourself that.
Me: well I got "straight" men hitting me up on snap
Dylan: who?
Me: I don't out people.
I heard clout but offset
Me: excuse me, but I thought that was banned from the locker room.
Noah: you ran it into the ground
Me: I did not
Dylan: dude you played it everyday after practice
Me: what's the difference between me playing clout and Jack playing I love rock n roll. The Britney Spears version which by the way how the hell am I the gay one when you prefer that over Joan Jett?
Jack: it is better
Me: bro no
It started playing
Me: I'm hanging up
Noah: no!
Jack: Eric get your ass to the locker room now
Me: I can't
Jack: what got a man on the way over?
Me: haha no I'm on tour with my brother
Jack: why the hell did you do that?Don't you hate your brother.
Me: yes, but I'm being forced to be here. It wasn't my choice. Believe me I'd rather be in a ring and getting harassed by y'all or in the cage. But nope my lovely mother made me come to hell.
Dylan: oh shit, really?
Me: yeah
Dean: bro you gonna get drunk?
Me: I can't because my brother has some bullshit rule about alcohol.
Noah: yeah he's a major buzzkill. You can't drink or smoke around him.
Dean: really?
Me: yeah I'm gonna be ready to kill someone if I don't do something.
Noah: what are you gonna do? Since you can't smoke or drink.
Me: no idea and nobody has any work out equipment. So most likely lose my fucking mind or kill somehow
Noah: (laughing) what ya gonna go John Kramer on Ricky?
Me: see I don't have access to heavy machinery and the gayest thing about me is that I don't know how to build shit.
Jack: (laughing)
Noah: y'all should've seen him trying to put together a table
Me: okay hear me out the directions weren't in English and y'all know me I'm not the smartest person.
Noah: you have 1 brain cell and it's Shaggy Rodgers
Me: that's very accurate. Oh you won't believe who slid in my DMs.
Jack: who?
Me: Rebecca McKnight
Dean: no way
Me: yeah she was hitting on me. I don't get why girls still hit on me. Everyone knows I'm gay.
Noah: nobody believes you are because you act incredibly straight.
Me: yeah I suck at being a stereotypical gay
Jack: do you do anything gay? I mean besides fuck men.
Me: (laughing) I do a lot of gay shit.
Dean: you don't give the vibes. You are a bad gay
Me: don't straight shame me
Noah: dumbass, it's gay shame
Me: (laughing)
Devin: yeah you're definitely a natural blond
Me: I've taken to many hit to the head
Jack: we can tell
Me: okay well I'm gonna go. Don't blow my phone up.
Noah: I'm gonna call you repeatedly at 4am
Me: I swear to god I'll block your number
Noah: okay bet
Me: okay bye
Hung up
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