Dream SMP & Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Hello Wattpad! I hope yall enjoy this first chapter. Just remember that this is all just for fun, we're all friends here. Please be aware my comments shouldn't be used as a creator/smp war battleground. Ok, now, OFF TO THE QUOTES!

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Wilbur: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Tommy: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

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George: Is something burning?

Dream: Just my love for you.

George: Dream, the toaster is on fire.

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Ranboo: Why is Tommy so sad?

Tubbo: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes

Ranboo: And...?

Tubbo: He got Purpled.

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Purpled: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Tubbo: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Ranboo: I personally was created in a lab.

Tommy: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Tommy, banging on the door: Purpled! Open up!

Purpled: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Ranboo: No, they meant-

Tubbo: Let them finish.

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Xisuma: Where's Tango, Grian, and Mumbo?

Etho: They're playing hide and seek.

Xisuma: Where?

Etho: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Hbomb: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Niki: 'Prettiest Smile'

Gem: 'Nicest Personality'

Grian: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Ren: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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George: What do you think Sapnap will do for a distraction?

Dream: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Dream: ... or they could do that.

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Techno: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Xisuma, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Tango: Hey.

Grian: Hi.

Mumbo: Hello.

Scar: Hey!

Xisuma: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Cub/Hypno/Jevin: We were out of Doritos.

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Tommy: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Wilbur: Nope, absolutely not.

Tubbo: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Ranboo: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Purpled: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Techno: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Ranboo: Yo is Tommy sleeping or dead?

Purpled: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Tubbo: Yeah, so did I.

Tommy: Okay, first of all, fuck you-

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