Dream SMP & Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Ok, first off, i started this just for fun and I didn't expect others to see it. So why not do more?

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Tango: Am I in trouble?

Xisuma: Take a guess.

Tango: No?

Xisuma: Take another guess.

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Tubbo: Why are Bad and Skeppy sitting with their backs to each other?

Puffy: They had a fight.

Tubbo: Then why are they holding hands?

Puffy: They get sad when they fight.

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*at a boatem meeting*

Pearl: I think we're missing something.

Impulse: Teamwork?

Scar: Cohesion?

Grian/Mumbo: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Phil: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Ranboo: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Tubbo: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Purpled: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Tommy: My moral code, is that you?

Phil:

Phil: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me, but do you guys need a hug?

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Niki: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Wilbur: Several traffic violations.

Puffy: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Minx: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Jack: Also, that's not our car.

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Dream: Looking left cause you don't treat me right

George: Looking right because you left

Sapnap: Looking up cause you let me down

Skeppy: Looking down cause you fucked up

Bad: What is wrong with you guys

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Ranboo: Tubbo! Have you no dignity?

Tubbo: Of course not! How long have we known each other?

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Tubbo, about Ranboo: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Purpled: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*

Tubbo: Rude.

Scar: That's fair.

Grian: Not again.

Purpled: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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George: How did you break your leg?

Dream: Do you see those porch stairs?

George: Yes.

Dream: I didn't.

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Grian: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Purpled: You were gone?

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Doc: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Tango: I think you mean cards.

Wilbur: They did not.

Doc, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Purpled: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Tango: What?

Tommy: What?

Grian: What?

George: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

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Scar, dramatically: They called me a fool.

Bdubs, sick of Scar's shit: They weren't wrong.

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Hannah: Why would you give a knife to Impulse?!

Quackity, shrugging: Impulse felt unsafe.

Hannah: Now I feel unsafe!

Quackity: I'm sorry...

Quackity: Would you like a knife?

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I firmly believe a lot of these would/could actually happen. It's honestly hilarious.