Petunia: Hiya, buddy!
Sniffles: Petunia, Disco Bear was just on the roof with you. What happened?
Petunia: He fell.
Sniffles: How did he fall?
Petunia: Natural causes.
Sniffles: You pushed him.
Petunia: Well, yeah, but then, like, gravity took over, so yeah, natural causes.
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Handy: If I had the ability to get my hands back, I would give everyone except Petunia the middle finger five times a day.
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Cutey: Ha! I'm one of the strongest people in the room!
Brutey: Not a chance, sis. Explain how.
Cutey: I beat Lumpy in an arm-wrestling match.
Brutey: He's the weakest person in this room, that ain't an accomplishment.
Lumpy: :')
Brutey: Wanna real challenge? Arm-wrestle with Splendid.
Cutey: I would break my arm if I did that.
Brutey: Exactly.
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Lammy: *picks up Flaky* This is mine, I'm taking it with me, thank you very much.
Shifty: Can I have it?
Lammy No f*ck off
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Fliqpy: Your free trail of existence has expired.
Russell: Wha-
Flqpy: *proceeds to stab Russell repeatedly with a knife*
YOU ARE READING
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