Petunia: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Handy: Three words.
Petunia:
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Handy: In light of what you did to me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Petunia: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!
Handy: No! Four to five seconds!
Petunia: Too late!
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Petunia: Now we're gonna have to go out of town to go to a restaurant.
Handy: The sign said 'all you can eat'.
Petunia: Handy, you ate a chair.
Handy: I'M A BEAVER! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME?
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Handy: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Petunia: I wake up at 4:30am.
Handy: I want to see you at some point in the day for the rest of out lives.
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Handy: I'd anyone hurts you, just remember this.
Handy: People are extremely flammable.
Handy: Think about that next time you call my girlfriend stupid.
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Petunia: Handy calls me cute AF, which I assume means 'and fun'!
Giggles: Awww...it doesn't.
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Handy: I have very high standards, you know.
Petunia: I can make spaghetti...
Handy: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
JE LEEST
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