*in a horror movie scenario*
Giggles: Shoot, I'm not getting any sevice.
Cuddles: My battery just died.
Lumpy: Sorry, guys, I just smashed my phone with a hammer.
Toothy: Guys, my phone is a book.
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Lumpy: Should we do Kareoke Night again?
Giggles: Nobody must know about that!
Lumpy: So...next Saturday?
Giggles: ...sure.
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Cuddles, in a mound of sand: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!
Lumpy: Flippy quivers before him!
Cuddles, to Flippy: F*CK OFF
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Handy: Everybody has a gay relative...
Toothy: I don't! Wait...
Toothy: Oh shoot! I'm the gay relative!
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Lumpy: Toothy, it's been 5 years, you still owe me 16 dollars.
Toothy: F*ck off.
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Fliqpy: *stabs the four with a knife*
Toothy: Rude.
Lumpy: That's fair.
Cuddles: Not again.
Giggles: Are you gonna want this back, or can I keep it?
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Cuddles: Hey, what's up guys? I'm back.
Giggles: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Cuddles: Death is a social construct.
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Cuddles: HELP! I TOLD TOOTHY I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Lumpy, pouring milk into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Cop: You're getting a ticket for having three people on a motorbike.
Giggles: Sh*t.
Cuddles: Wait, three?
Cop: Yes, three.
Toothy: OH MY GOD LUMPY FELL OFF!
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Giggles, setting down a playing card: Jack of spades.
Lumpy, putting down an Uno card: +4.
Toothy, putting down a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you.
Cuddles, trembling: W-what game are we playing?
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Toothy: I wonder if different colours of paint taste different.
Lumpy: They do.
Giggles: Why did you say that so confidently?
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Giggles: You two broke your bed? Boy, last night must've been wild.
Cuddles: Yeah...wild...
*the night before*
Cuddles: I bet I can jump higher than you.
Toothy: Oh, you're on!
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Giggles: I am a confused pansexual.
Giggles: I am not confused about my sexuality.
Giggles: I just don't have a clue what's going on.
YOU ARE READING
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