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The Sibling Bond

Cutey: 😡

Brutey: You alright, Cutey?

Cutey: I don't mind telling you, Brutey, but today, Disco Bear flirted with me. He cheeses me off so much that if I were to use bad language, I would use it bitterly and repeatedly.

Brutey: Woah! Cutey, that's not like you!

Cutey: Well, sorry for mentioning bad language...

Brutey: No! Use bad language, buddy, it'll make you feel better!

Cutey: ... ... ... ...PLOPPERS!

Brutey: *bursts out laughing*

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Lifty: *screams*

Shifty: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Splendon't: Aren't you supposed to help them?

Splendid: *eating popcorn* Nah, I wanna see who wins this.

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Brutey: What time is it?

Lifty: Pass me that saxophone.

Lifty: *plays saxophone loudly and off-tune*

Shifty, from his bedroom: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING

Lifty: It's 2am.

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Cutey: Violence is never the answer.

Brutey: You're right.

Cutey: Phew...

Brutey: Violence is the question.

Cutey: Wha?

Brutey: And the answer is yes. *bolts away*

Cutey, running after her: NO-

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Cutey: Help! Someone wants me to fight them at 4 but I don't know how to fight! 😰

Brutey: Woah, woah, woah. You? Fight? What did you do?

Cutey: I punched them in the stomach and flipped them off for bullying Sniffles...

Brutey: WHAT?! *shakes Cutey* Who are you and what have you done with Cutey?!

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Sniffles: Lifty has 29 hot dogs, and he gives 4 to-

Shifty: Wait, why does Shifty have so many hot dogs?

Lifty, with his mouth full: MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS, SHIFTY!

Now, a similar situation with the sisters...

Sniffles: Say you have 10 cookies and someone takes 3. How many cookies do you have?

Cutey: 7!

Brutey: 10.

Sniffles: *sigh* OK, you have 10 cookies and someone takes 3 by force. How many cookies do you have now?

Brutey: 10 and a corpse.

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