basically what the title says
PLEASE NOTE: I WROTE THE FIRST CHAPTER BEFORE QUARANTINE, SO MY WRITING *hopefully* IMPROVES WITH EVERY CHAPTER!!! YES THE BEGINNING IS A LIL CRINGE BARE WITH ME!!!!
Rating: 14+ for language and dirty humor
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"Will, I'm not dressing up as a Star Wars character for Halloween."
"But whyyyy?! You'd make a good Darth Vader or Kylo Ren!" Will pleaded. "You can even pass as Han Solo."
Nico sighed. "If I'm Han Solo, you have to be Princess Leia."
Will shrugged. "Sounds fair to me. Do you want me to do the buns too? My hair might be long enough." He ran his fingers through his shaggy blond hair, making a mental note to get a hair cut before Thanksgiving. "I'll even be slave Leia to sweeten the pot for you. You've seen that movie, where she wears the chain bikini?"
"Can we just stay inside and watch horror movies? You'd like Scream, it's not too scary for you." Nico stabbed his pumpkin with a kitchen knife, cutting the top off.
"You completely ignored my bikini offer." Will huffed. "And be careful with that knife! You're going to get hurt!"
Nico ignored his boyfriend's plea and continued to butcher the poor pumpkin. "Why do you want us to dress up anyway? It's weird if we go trick-or-treating at age 20."
"Halloween parties, dummy! And to pass candy out to the trick-or-treaters!" Will took the knife from Nico. "It's fun!"
"I don't think those kids' parents will appreciate your slave Leia costume." Nico drew two wonky triangles on the pumpkin.
"Ha! So you did hear me!" Will took the pen from his boyfriend, also. "You have to take the guts out first."
Nico scrunched his nose. "Gods no! That's gross!"
"You already murdered it."
"Because that's the fun part!" Nico smiled innocently. "Come on, let's put a movie on. If I listen to Michael Jackson's Thriller one more time, I think I might explode."
Will rolled his eyes. "In my defense, I found a Halloween radio station to set the mood."
"Sooooo is that a yes to the movie?" Nico blinked his dark brown eyes at his boyfriend, making his bottom lip pouty. "Please?"
Will sighed. "Fine. But you have to help me gut Mr. Pumpkin."
"Deal!"
*spongebob voice* ~A few moments later~
"You still haven't told me your name." The voice over the phone said.
The blonde girl smiled. "And why do you want to know my name?"
"Because I want to know who I'm looking at."
Will froze, his arm deep inside the orange fruit. "No he did not."
"Yes he did too." Nico grinned, picking the seeds out and putting them off to the side. "Serves her right for talking to some creep on the phone, I guess."
Will looked blatantly offended. "Don't diss Drew Barrymore like that!"
Nico shrugged. "Why? She dies in a couple of minutes anyway."
Will just stared in disbelief. "You jerk, you just spoiled the movie!"
Nico continued to sort the pumpkin seeds. "Not really. Her death wasn't a huge deal."
Suddenly, a wet glob hit his face, oozing down his cheek. It smelled foul, like-
Nico gasped as he peeled the goo off his face. Pumpkin guts.
Will sat triumphantly on the floor, his tanned legs folded underneath him. "That's what you get."
"Oh, you're on."
the end
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