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best soulmates groupchat
djamila morning
deadly spider you're up early
deadly assassin way to early
djamila yeah
capsicle What did you do?
djamila i don't know
deadly spider don't play all innocent now
djamila no i genuinely don't know i just woke up on a floating flamingo in someone's pool with other people that i'm too scared to check whether they're passed out or dead i don't know where i am or how i ended up here or what happened at all last night i lost count after too many bottles
bird bottles?? not even glasses
djamila i think they were too small? oh shit i'm in the bathroom and i just looked at the mirror and i'm covered in fluo paint and a bandaid with a dinosaur on my knee oh there's no drawings of any penises that's good oh i have some blood on me
deadly assassin blood?!
katniss i was sleeping but this is way more entraining do go on so, blood cool who did you kill? was it a perv
capsicle Clint!
djamila no wait i see something i'm having an epiphany wait wait OH OH OH we ended up at a pub and we played darts with these strangers and i threw one at someone's hand while trying to avoid it obviously it didn't work and i think that's they're blood
deadly spider that's a lot of blood from only a dart
djamila well i think it was more than one
katniss bucket list teaching you how to throw darts
djamila uhm excuse me i was drunk
katniss you're not excused
tin can for god's sake go to fucking sleep what is it with morning people you're killing me
bird you never sleep in the first place
tin can and this one time that i actually am you're keeping me awake i hate you especially you mila for not inviting me to the night of the year
