The next day...
All of Union was in the Emerald Forest, celebrating the defeat of Salem for the third time. The festival contained food, games, and a lot of fun.
Rias: Issei! Let's go on the ferris wheel!
Issei: Okay! Just give me time to catch up!
Yang: Can't wait to see if I can find someone hot!
Ruby: Shut up, Yang!
Akeno: Wow! So cool!
Gasper: I think I've seen this before...
Y/N and skittles, however, were just chatting while eating food.
Y/N: I will admit, their chefs make the best burgers.
Skittles: Damn right.
The two went to play a shooting game.
Vendor Guy: Hello there young man! Would you like to pay to shoot down all of the grimm and nomus?
Y/N: Sure.
Y/N tossed a buck to the vendor guy. The vendor guy started the machine. The enemies started to pop up, but Y/N shot down all of them like they were nothing. He got a record of 15 seconds.
Vendor Guy: F-F-Fifteen seconds?! That's the fastest anyone has ever got!
Y/N: I'm still good with a gun.
Y/N won a coupon for a 12x12 cheeseburger.
Skittles: Damn dude! That's the best food here.
Y/N: Hell yeah!
The two got their 12x12 cheeseburger. They went behind the restroom and ate it in peace.
Y/N *mouth full*: This is good shit man.
Skittles *mouth full*: I know.
After the two were done, though, Y/N suddenly got a sinking feeling in his stomach.
Y/N: Oh fuck.
Skittles: What's wrong?
Y/N: I gotta take a massive shit.
Y/N rushed into the boys bathroom.
Skittles: I'll wait here, I guess.
Massive fart sounds could be heard, then Y/N came out ten seconds later.
Skittles: How did you empty out that quickly?
Y/N: It just all came out.
Skittles: Oh. I get that feeling sometimes too.
Then everyone at the festival surrounded them, food and drink in their hands.
Y/N: What's going on?
Skittles: No clue.
The two got barraged by foods and drinks a second later. The two were all messed up, stains all over them.
Rias: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! BEST PLAN EVER!
Yang: THESE TWO IDIOTS HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS COMING!
The two actually didn't see it coming.
Coco: LOOK AT THEIR CLOTHING! ALL MESSED UP! HAHAHAHAHA!
Izuku: THEY'RE STAYING POWERLESS, UNLIKE ME!
The crowd of students gasped for a moment, but laughed afterwards. Even Glynda and the headmasters were laughing.
Y/N: Uncool!
YOU ARE READING
The Tankman of Union (SLOW UPDATES)
AdventureUnion Academy is a very prosperous academy where people become heroes... If they have a power that is. Y/N was born without a power, and is beaten to the ground every day because of it. Little did Union know, Y/N is the hidden son of the legendary J...
