Union Academy is a very prosperous academy where people become heroes... If they have a power that is. Y/N was born without a power, and is beaten to the ground every day because of it. Little did Union know, Y/N is the hidden son of the legendary J...
Y/N is sleeping in the bedroom Skittles and Y/N shared. Even if the time is 10:00 AM.
Y/N: *snores* Fortnite... *snores*
All of a sudden, Cassette Girl barges into his room.
Cassette Girl: Wake up friend!
Y/N: GAAAHH!!!
Y/N woke up abruptly. When he came to his senses, he was confused as to why Cassette Girl was in his room.
Y/N: Cassette Girl? What are you doing here?
Cassette Girl: Forgot to mention, call me CG. Anyways, You know how I said that I was going to move in with you guys?
Y/N: ...Yeah...?
CG: Yeeeaaahhh... I wasn't kidding.
Y/N: Ayo what the?!
Y/N hurried outside of his house to see CG's stuff outside.
Y/N: *in shock*
CG: Yeeeaaaaahhh... Hope you'll enjoy me being your new roommate!
Y/N: Okay. I need something to eat.
Y/N headed back in and into the kitchen. There, he was greeted by Amelia, AKA his mom.
Amelia: Good morning son! Did you hear the news yet?
Y/N: Yes...
Y/N made himself a bowl of cereal.
Amelia: Well, your dad said that he was going to be doing some renovations to the house to make sure that Cassette Girl can move in with us!
Y/N: Dad, is that true?
John: Yep!
Y/N: How are you going to do that?
John: I know a guy.
John took out his phone and dialed a number. He left the kitchen to deal with the call.
CG: What's that about?
Y/N: No idea, CG.
CG: By the way... Y/N, what is the feeling that you get when you feel flustered when you get close to someone?
Y/N: ...It's called "love."
CG: Oh, right!
Y/N: Please don't tell me you have feelings for me.
CG: Oh, uh, no!
Y/N could obviously see a massive blush on CG.
Y/N mind: Is she in love with me or what?
John re-entered the kitchen.
John: My caller says he wants to speak with you.
Y/N: Okay sure.
Y/N got on the phone.
Y/N: Hello?
???: Hello there, Y/N.
Y/N: How do you know my name, motherfucker?!
???: That's because I'm an alternate version of you.
Y/N: So the multiverse exists?
Other Y/N: Yes. In my multiverse, I am known as "General Triumphant."
Y/N: Okay... Welp, what do you like to do?
Y/N (General Triumphant): Video games, spending time with my family and friends, taking care of my daughter, etc.
Y/N: Pretty much the same hobbies as me- WAIT. YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER?!
Y/N (General Triumphant): She's adopted.
Y/N: Oh.
Y/N (General Triumphant): Well, I'd like to chat with your dad now. It was nice talking to you.
Y/N: Okay. Dad! My alternate self wants to see you again!
John: Coming!
John picked up the phone again. Y/N finished his cereal.
Y/N: I'm done eating my cereal, my stomach is satisfied. Now what?
CG: I don't know. Wanna head outside?
Y/N: Sure.
The two left the house and onto the bridge.
CG: I'm gonna make this quick.
CG kissed Y/N on the lips.
Y/N: W-What was that for?!
CG: Author didn't want to write a love scene again.
Y/N: Oh.
CG: Yeah... So now we're boyfriend and girfriend!
Y/N: I'm not gonna question it.
Y/N heard some artillery in the distance.
Y/N: *sigh* The Thugmen are back... Come with me, CG. I know how to deal with them. Follow me.
CG: Okay, honey~!
Timeskip
Y/N lead CG to a building on a rocky hill.
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Y/N: This is a Velociraptor-Class Outpost. These things are all over the place. My idea, of course.
CG: More guns!
Y/N: Alright. Let me track them down... Aha! I got their location!
CG: What now?
Y/N: You know what to do. Get on that long-barreled cannon!
CG: Ooh!
CG and Y/N rushed to the cannon.
Y/N: This here is an Archon Precision Cannon. It's a 190mm sniper cannon which can shoot CRU shells with uncompromising precision! It has a 100% chance of hitting its target area!
CG: CAN I FIRE IT?!
Y/N: It's pre-loaded. Give it a go!
CG: Yay!
CG pressed the fire button.
*BOOOM!*
The Archon shot out a CRU shell at the Thugmen.
Y/N: Alright. Now, I'll fire the Hydras. They're those two six-barreled cannons on the top of the fort. They shoot LEX shells that can easily be spammed at enemies.
Y/N pushed another fire button.
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!*
CG: Muhuhuhahaha!
The Hydras spewed their LEX shells at the Thugmen.
With the Thugmen...
Thugman 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Thugman 2: WHO'S SHOOTING OUR ASS?! WHERE ARE THEY?!
Tankman 1: Haha! Suck on dicks, you fuckers!
Back with Y/N and CG...
Y/N: I think that's enough suppressing fire. Let's head home. Reservations concerning your move-in should be done by tomorrow.
