TFP/TFA Optimus short stories

TFP Screw Tea

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"Hey, boss bot what do ya have there," Miko asked as Optimus walked in, holding something that looked like a cup in his left servo and a datapad in the right. Optimus mumbled something the humans couldn't hear

"what?"  

"I said the cybertronian version of human coffee" he muttered tiredly while taking a sip and then rubbing his optics. 

"You drink coffee!?" the humans and their guardians cried, surprised 

"How else do you think I stay up for 6 months at a time without sleep?" He asked tiredly while rising an optics brow as he started to decode the Iacon database while they all just gaped at him. 

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?" Ratchet yelled from the Med-bay 

"nothinggggg" Optimus said slowly, as he equally slow, walked back the way he just came as Ratchet stalked forward. 

"What. Did. You. Say" Ratchet growled lowly, wrench in servo ready to be thrown 

"don't hurt me please," Optimus asked quietly. 

"Only if you get some recharge Right. Now." 

"Love to but I can't, I'm having some nice hot coffee right now" 

"fine, but tomorrow recharge if you like to live" 

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you going to chew Megatron out in this too, tea drinker because you better not just do this to me" 

"I need a ground bridge and a wrench".   /TIME SKIP cause why not?/   

"Everything hurts" groaned Megatron. Soundwave just slowly shook his helm in amusement with a cup of tea in servo 

"well maybe if you didn't drink coffee you wouldn't be on the floor" 

"How did you even get on the Nemesis anyway tea drinker?" 

"I have my ways" Megatron just groaned, and flopped back on the ground after a failed attempt to get up. 

"Why did you tell him?" Asked Megatron. Just then Knockout and Starscream walked into the command center 

"the Autobot medic has defeated lord Megatron!? How I tried ever since I become second in command of the Decepticon!" Starscream cried 

"I had some help, if you will" ratchet said as sipped his cup of tea then Megatron groaned out 

"Soundwave enjoys my painnnnnnnnnnn". Soundwave just shrugs innocently, then half of his visor pops up so he can sip his now cooled tea with a smile. 

"wait until I wipe the smirk off your slagging faceplate...... after I get some coffee. That got him a wrench to the face. Ratchet and Soundwave high-five each other.