Saskia: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Lottie: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Ellie: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Lottie: We're not talking about flavour, Ellie!
Ellie: Flavour counts!
Lottie: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
Raphael: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cosier?
Lottie: Okay, but-
Raphael: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COSIER?
Ellie: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Lottie: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, ELLIE!
Ellie: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, LOTTIE!
Saskia: I- Jesus-
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #1
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
