Ellie: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Anastacia: If I had a pound for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 pennies.
Ellie: If I had a pound for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Binah: Actually I did the maths, Anastacia would have £225, not £0.15.
Anastacia: Excuse you, I'm right here...
Raphael: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Lottie: Sorry I only have a pound
Raphael: :(
Binah: Hey I just realised, Anastacia would have £22,500 because it's a pound for every pixel, not a penny.
Saskia: If I had £22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Lottie: You can buy anything you want with £22,500
Raphael: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Anastacia: Apply juice to what
Saskia: Directly to the forehead
Jamie: Great chat, everyone.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #1
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
