*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Saskia: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Lottie: ...I did. I broke it.
Saskia: No. No you didn't. Raphael?
Raphael: Don't look at me. Look at Jamie.
Jamie: What? I didn't break it.
Raphael: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jamie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Raphael: Suspicious.
Jamie: No, it's not.
Binah: If it matters, probably not, but Anastacia was the last one to use it.
Anastacia: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Binah: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Anastacia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Binah!
Raphael: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Saskia.
Saskia: No! Who broke it?!
Everyone:
Binah: Saskia... Raphael's been awfully quiet.
Raphael: REALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Saskia, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Saskia: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Saskia:
Saskia: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #1
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
