Ellie: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride.
Jamie: Actually, Ellie, it's salt.
Ellie: That's what I said, sodium chloride.
Jamie: Uh, Ellie, that would be salt.
Jamie: *takes salt packet from Ellie* This is iodized table salt, which, in addition to sodium chloride, contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #1
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
