Jamie: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Raphael: What if it bites me and it dies?!
Saskia: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Raphael, learn to listen.
Raphael: What if it bites itself and I die?
Saskia: That's voodoo.
Ellie: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Jamie: That's correlation, not causation.
Lottie: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Ellie: That's kinky.
Jamie: Oh my god.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #1
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
