Raphael: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Anastacia, used to Raphael being dumb: Sure...
Raphael: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Anastacia: Okay?
Raphael: Lasagna is spaghetti-flavoured cake.
Anastacia:
Raphael: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Anastacia: Jesus, that one is a little-
Ellie, interested: No, no, Raphael, keep going.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #1
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.