Parasite

The combination

Y/N looked behind him and saw his prison. He was freed of his sentence. He was a free parasite.

At the USA government headquarters, sirens were blaring and people rushed around a holograph of a map of the US.

Man: Where was the parasite detected?

Other man: California. It seems to be a static parasite.

Other other man: We need to act fast then, it could posses someone within mere minutes.

All the men: YES SIR!

Y/N: I'M FREE!

He zipped around the room ecstatically. He was free to do what he wanted. He bounded off the walls and bashed into objects with excitement. He stopped and turned in mid air and saw Ellie cowering in the corner.

Y/N: YOU!

Ellie: Augh! Please don't hurt me!

Y/N: Hurt you? I should thank you! I've been stuck in there for years.

Ellie: But your a parasite. Aren't you suppose to take over my body?

Y/N: Nananananaaa. Little girl, you don't know how us parasites work.

Ellie: Little?! I'm 15!

Y/N: Eh, I don't care. We don't take over a body. We couldn't even if we tried. Instead we take over a body part. It could be your head, arm or foot. But .... we need to be invited in. We can't go in all willy-nilly.

Ellie: So what? You want me to be your .... what do you call it?

Y/N: Owner, vessel, holder. I prefer vessel. Anyway yes! Considering you freed me I think you would be a perfect fit.

Ellie: But I don't want to share my body with anyone!

Y/N: Are you sure? I can help you fulfil any wish you want. Allow me to explain, IN SONG FORM.

Y/N: Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand 'n' one tales
But misses you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic that never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is take the chance
And I'll say

Misses well watcha name?
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The queen, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours, true dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?

Harvey uses his entrails to juggle books.

Do your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this

Harvey grabs Ellie's hat and pulls out a donut.

Out this little hat?
Can your friends go poof?

Harvey disappears into thin air and puts Ellie's hat back on her head.