Two Peas in one pod (Meggy x Male Reader)

Y/N vs Mark

A few weeks have passed, since then, One of your friends Leo has warmed up more, and decided to hang out here today. You were watching Game of Thrones on the TV, beside you was Meggy, Beta had to go run a few errands, Mario was asleep on spaghetti, SMG4 was making memes, as always. You were enjoying the show, same with Meggy.

Meggy: I have to say, this show is epic.

Y/N: It is, I remember the first season. It's almost nostalgic.

As you and Meggy kissed, you noticed something was off.

Y/N: Do you have a feeling, we are being watched?

Meggy: No, why?

Y/N: It feels like it.

Meggy looked around and saw everything was normal, she turned back to you and reassured you that nobody is here.

Meggy: I think you're still on edge after that turf war.

Y/N: Y-yeah..I guess so.

Meggy leaned on your shoulder and cuddled you.

Meggy: You'll be okay. I promise.

She then leaned in a kiss your cheek. You smiled and held her hand.

Y/N: Thank you.

You two got back to watching some more Game of Thrones, Meanwhile with Beta.

Beta: What the hell do you mean I can't pay for this?! I was gonna get it for a friend!

Tom Nook: I'm sorry Beta. You have to get more money.

Beta: Damn it. Fine.

He puts away the new S.E.I.T.A.B 2.

Beta: Maybe next time..

He wandered out of the store and went to the castle, back with you, Meggy was getting hungry, so you and her decided to go get something in the kitchen.

Meggy: This looks good.

Meggy got out a packet of Reese's Pieces.

Y/N: I love that type of candy.

Meggy: Me too, my favorite ones are the orange ones.

Y/N: I knew you might say that.

Meggy: Isn't it obvious?

Y/N: Yea-

???: So, look who we have here.

You turned around at the familiar voice, the one you hated.

Y/N: Mark?!

Mark: Oh hello again Y/N..hey Meggy~

Meggy got behind you.

Y/N: What do you want Mark?

Mark: Oh it's simple, her.

He pointed at Meggy.

Y/N: How about a hard ass no.

Mark: I wasn't asking.

Y/N: If you want her so badly, you'll need to kill me.

Mark pulled out a weird looking weapon, Meggy's eyes widened.

Mark: Say hello to my new friend, the Hero Blaster.

He aimed it at you and it shot a huge blob of ink at you, causing both you and Meggy to fly outside the castle.

Mark: That's gonna leave a mark!

He went into his squid form and dived over toward you, once he was there, he was shot in mid air.

Mark: WHAT THE-

You look over and see Leo.

Leo: Leave my friend and cousin alone!

Mark: Heh, Leo, Leo, Leo..when does it ever end with you, look at you, half inkling and half octoling, you're a freak of nature.

You grabbed a tree branch and smacked Mark with it, making him topple over.

Y/N: Don't ever call him a freak of nature.

Meggy: Ever.

Meggy finished him off by slapping him with her brush and flinging him off in the distance.

??: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! HOME-RUN!

You quickly looked over and see Beta cheering and clapping.

Beta: That was a nice one by the way, I gotta learn that move.

Meggy: I'll be happy to teach you, same with you too Y/N and Leo.

Y/N: You mean something like this?

You decided to borrow Meggy's brush and slap Beta.

Beta: Ow! What the hell-

You then flung Beta into the castle.

Announcer: IT'S OUT OF THE PARK!

Meggy and Leo couldn't help but burst out in laughter, same with you.

Meggy: That was priceless!

Leo: The way he just flung him- Pffft.

Y/N: That was awesome.

Beta came back, looking very mad.

Beta: Hardy fucking har..Not funny Y/N..

Y/N: Oh come on, it was great.

Beta: For you three. Not for me.

Meggy: Come on, laugh a little.

Beta: Oh I do laugh, just not at that.

Leo: Why not tell us a snarky comment?

Beta: Making snarky comments on your grave stone is just my way of saying, hope it was worth it.

Beta grabbed out a cactus.

Y/N: Wait, what's with the cactus?

Beta: This cactus has your name written all over it.

Y/N: Uh...

Meggy: I'd run..

Leo: Yeah.

You ran off with Beta chasing after you.

Beta: Get over here, or I'll bake a squid pie.

Y/N: You wouldn't.

Beta: Try me.

All of a sudden another blob of ink heads towards you, but Beta pushed you out of the way.

Mark: Launching me far away? Someone needs to be punished.

Meggy: Get lost perv.

Mark: Really-

You grab Mark by his shirt.

Y/N: You wanna end up with a broken nose squid boy?

Mark: I'm the one holding the weapon.

He couldn't feel the weapon in his hand.

Mark: What the?!

Beta: Looking for this?

Mark looked over and saw Beta with his Hero Blaster.

Mark: Oh fuck..

Beta fired and blasted him away, once again.

Beta: I hope he stays gone this time.

Everyone nodded, once you all make it back to the castle, you and Meggy went back to finding Reese's Pieces, you and her snack on those while going back to watching Game of Thrones with her.

(Does Mark ever learn to take a hint?)

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