Two Peas in one pod (Meggy x Male Reader)

Mario and Y/N go Bowling

Today You and Mario decided to go bowling, once you arrived the cashier greeted you and Mario.

Cashier: Hello gentlemen, are you here for our grand prix? You can win 10'000 coins from it!

Mario: Ooooh, Mario loves the sound of that.

Y/N: Yeah, we are in.

Cashier: Brilliant, your lane is number nine. Good luck!

You and Mario went to the 9th lane, and your opponents are, King K Rool, Snake, Shy Guy and Yoshi.

Y/N: What?! Yoshi?!

Yoshi: That's right.

Mario: I thought you were in jail!

Yoshi: I broke out.

Y/N: Did you at least pay your taxes?

Yoshi: That I did not do.

Y/N: You're going back to jail if you don't do so.

Yoshi: I'll break myself out again.

Mario: Maximum Security cells exist.

Yoshi: The prison can't afford it, because I refused to pay my taxes.

You just give him a really look.

Yoshi: What?

Y/N: They can get money from the government, then they could afford one.

Yoshi: Lets just worry about that later. Lets bowl.

King K Rool: Well, You guys seem outnumbered, HAH!

Y/N: Oh really?

You dialed up Meggy.

Meggy: Hey Y/N!

Y/N: Heya Meggy!

Meggy: What's up?

Y/N: Listen, we have a team to compete with, we were thinking you coul-

Meggy: Hell Yeah!

Y/N: You know already?

Meggy tapped on your shoulder, which spooked you.

Y/N: GAH! Oh, Hey Meggy.

Meggy giggled.

Meggy: Sorry about that, I heard compete and team, how do you know I like competitive stuff?

Y/N: I've known you for over a year now, its your nature.

Meggy: Oh, right..heh.

Mario: So glad you could make it! Who is our fourth player?

Y/N: Depends, Who's a better bowler? Saiko or Beta?

Meggy: About that, Saiko promised Axol that she would help with his Inkweaver, and Beta got punished by Peach for singing how much of a bitch Peach is.

Y/N: Shoot...well, what about Bowser?

Mario: Hmm..That could work.

Mario dialed Bowser.

Bowser: Who is this, and why is your number blocked?

Mario: Its-a me! Mario!

Bowser: Oh hey Mario, did you need something?

Mario: No, We were wondering if you could be our fourth player for our team.

Bowser: I don't know, I booked with babysitting all eight of my children..

Mario: D'oh Shit.

Bowser: I'm sorry Mario. Maybe another time.

Bowser hung up.