Welcome to Mario-Mart

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It was a quiet and peaceful night in Seven Eleven, until Mario crashed his kart into the wall and parks it.

Mario: Hey boss, can I get the spaghetti please?

Boopkins hears him and checks who's in front of the cashier.

Boopkins: Oh hey Mario!

Mario: Boopkins! You work here?

Boopkins: Well, I needed some money for college, so I decided to work here!

Mario: Yeah, funny story, Can you heat up the spaghetti?

Boopkins: Oh sure!

Boopkins puts the frozen spaghetti into the microwave while humming.

Mario and Boopkins wait for the spaghetti to finish heating up, but Mario decided to be impatient.

Mario: HURRY UP ALREADY! IM STARVING!

Mario makes the microwave malfunction by pressing buttons and it explodes, causing Mario to get flung into an aisle, unfortunately the microwave is dead.

Boopkins: Oh no! The microwave!

Mario: No Spaghetti?

Boopkins: Hang on Mario, I'll find a different microwave for you! Just watch the store for me until I get back okay?

Mario: You can trust Mario with anything!

Boopkins leaves to find a new microwave.

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Mario sleeps on the job until he hears someone coming in the mart.

Mario: Hmm?

Skully: Hey Mario.

Mario: Oh! Hello Skully! You need something?

Skully: Yeah, do you have any Swedish fish? Beta's hung over again and now he's requesting them.

Mario: Hmmm..I know just the thing!

He gets him a fish from Sweden.

Skully: Uh...what's this?

Mario: A Swedish fish!

Skully: Hah, funny Mario, but seriously, do you have any?

Mario: What do you mean?

Skully: The candy Mario! You know, the gummy red fish? In a yellow and blue packet? Any of that ring a bell?

Mario: Hmmmmm..oh! These?

He gets the packet of Swedish Fish.

Skully: There we go, thanks-

Mario: ID Please.

Skully: I'm sorry what?

Mario: ID.

Skully: Okay?..

He gets his ID out and Mario checks it.

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